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[heiroglyphs]

VERA WEISZ

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[darkinferno]

why do you think i said it was a favor you were going to hate

but we need as many people as we can get

you managed to teach me some stuff, after all, and as long as you don't cut anybody up i'm not saying you have to baby them

[heiroglyphs]

Yeah, that does sound like a huge pain in the ass.
So if this is a favor, what's in it for me? :)

[darkinferno]

what do you want?

i've got a free weekend coming up soon, we could always have a repeat of that party a couple months ago

a smaller group though, we can all hang at my house for the night

tell me how to appropriately bribe you into this

[heiroglyphs]

A party is definitely a good start.
In my honor, of course.

I'm sure I'll come up with something else, too.
Just need to give me some time to get creative.

[darkinferno]

obviously it would be

we can play battleshots in honor of the unsinkable vera weisz

but yeah i'll owe you one if you'll do this, we definitely need people who actually know what they're doing with a sword and while enough of us have been getting memories back it might be a good idea to have someone actually TRAINED in this stuff

[heiroglyphs]

okay

one - the fuck is battleshots
two - what does it mean to be unsinkable
three - i'm not responsible if these idiots stab themselves
or anyone else for that matter.

[darkinferno]

1) this is battleshots. you and your opponent sit across from each other so you can't see each other's boards and take turns calling out numbers on the grid. if you get a grid spot where they've got a shot, they've gotta take the shot

2) exactly what it sounds like, it means nobody can shut you down no matter what they do or say. it's a compliment

3) yeah don't worry everything's at their own risks, just don't give them actual edged weapons to start out with and it'll be fine

[heiroglyphs]

Dante sometimes you suggest things and I honestly believe you're trying to kill me.
How does anyone play that game without ending up absolutely shitfaced?
Fuck it, I'm in. Let's do it.

[darkinferno]

vera the entire POINT is to get shitfaced

hell yes i'll get everything we need for setup

who all are we inviting

[heiroglyphs]

You, me, Vic, would Ari like to come?
Other than that, maybe a few close friends.
I don't trust myself to be drunk around my girlfriend and not spoil our secret.

[darkinferno]

i'm sure ari would come

it mostly depends on who you're comfortable with knowing

not that we run in a lot of the same crowds, i think most of the people we both know well enough to invite to a party would all be from the network

[darkinferno]

by the way i just heard back from tatsuo and practices are on at the utsuki dojo from 6 to midnight on sunday nights

we're starting on the 18th

ari was telling me that she thinks she'd like to learn to fence. maybe she can be your first student

[heiroglyphs]

It's funny that you still think I have friends.
And I'll be happy to teach your girlfriend to kick your ass.

[darkinferno]

well i know of at least three so obviously you do

honestly if ari winds up able to kick my ass then good

sure i want to make sure nothing happens to her but that doesn't mean she should be helpless on her own either

if she winds up being able to beat me in a fight then i'll know i've got someone else at my back i can trust, that's all

[Look, he would be thrilled if Ari could kick his ass???? It'd be kind of hot actually I mean wait what]

[heiroglyphs]

Jeez, alright Dante, don't get too excited about this.
Just because I came out of the closet to you doesn't mean you get to dump all your fetishes on me.

[darkinferno]

hey if i had to help you learn how to be sexy for vic you can listen to some of my shit

can't say i'm into the whole dominatrix thing though so you're safe for now

[heiroglyphs]

That was a necessary probe into the mind of someone more experienced than I am.
I don't know anything about dominatrix shit.
Either way I'll teach Ari to fight.

[darkinferno]

all i can say is it's a 2 way street vera, you signed up for this even if you didn't realize it at the time

but great, i think you'll be a good teacher for her

thanks

[heiroglyphs]

Next time I sign up for something? Warn me first.

But you're welcome.

Even if I think I'll be a shitty teacher.

[darkinferno]

you'll be fine

see you sunday